A collection of all random quotes/facts that might appear on the sidebar. Here for the first time due to unpopular demand. You may recognize some of these from various other pages on the site. I stole them based these off them.

• I hate Tinkerbell.
• I refuse to accept an average score on anything. If I recieve an average score, I will resent myself and whomever gave it to me.
• I love the rain.
• Modern-day heavy metal music terrifies me. I don’t know why. It just scares the hell out of me. I cannot listen to it without going into a fit of panic.
• I have belonged to just about every “clique” online. You name it, I’ve been in it. Yeah.
• I literally require at least 10 hours of sleep every night. If it’s possible, then 12 hours. Any less and I doze off in class. On weekends I will sleep for up to 13 hours in a row.
• I slept for a record 14.5 hours straight on January 26th, 2007.
• I have two roosters named Sanjaya and Fanjaya. I have a hen named Omarosa.
• I have a ridiculous fascination with Roman Numerals. I love them and I use them every chance I get.
• I named my laptop Phillip.
• Not too long ago, I painted my left arm and my face yellow. I wanted to look like a Simpson.
• When I was 7, I wrote “Balls” on my dad’s forehead. He walked through town for several hours with “Balls” on his head without realizing it.
• When I was 3, I hid behind the groceries in the fridge and when my mom came to get things out of the fridge, I threw a pickle jar at her foot.
• I once raised 6 ducklings at once. Their names were Patrick, John, Joe, Vader, Billy Bob, and Tom-Bom Boppadoo (try saying that last one, it’s fun). Billy Bob got renamed J.B. and Tom-Bom Boppadoo died.
• I once made a pizza shaped like a butt.
• I’ve gone to school dressed up as the Grim Reaper, a watermelon, Fu Manchu, Yoda, Spock from Star Trek, a guy with a huge beard and mustache, and George Washington (U.S. History presentation - I had a wig and all).
• I play guitar, ukulele, clarinet, drums, keyboard, maracas, and I have some accordion experience.
• In terms of dancing, I can do the Thriller, the Macarena, and the Electric Slide.
• I’ve been driving since I was 10. Not regularly, but whenever I have the chance. It’s perfectly legal, because I drive on a private road.
• I speak English, Engrish (fractured English), Pig Latin, Hacker (Google recognizes it as an actual language), and I know basic Spanish, German, and Hawaiian.
• I hate shopping and pink. People say I should’ve been born a guy because of this.
• I’m Irish, Scottish, British, German, Italian, Mexican, Polish, Hungarian, Swedish, and Japanese. I’m what the locals call a “Mixed Plate”.
• I burped for the first time in my life on July 12, 2007.
• I’m related to a former NFL head coach (he coached the New Orleans Saints and the Indianapolis Colts), a current NFL assistant head coach (Seattle Seahawks), a baseman for the MLB (Baltimore Orioles), and the patenter of the telephone, Alexander Graham Bell. You owe my family big for being able to watch sports and then call your friends about it.
• I’m a huge pelican fangirl.