Today I walked into the bathroom at school and found myself a stall. I sat down only to find myself staring down onto the floor at a magazine. Somebody had left the latest People magazine on the floor of the bathroom. Of course, I’m a very suspicious person, so I wondered if somebody had poisoned the magazine and left it there for an unexpecting bathroom-goer. But I picked up the magazine anyway.

I was very curious, as I had never read a People magazine before. The phrase “Sexiest Man Alive” was plastered all over the cover, and it was accompanied with pictures of unsexy men. Wondering whether there would actually be sexy men inside, I flipped through the pages.

I didn’t see a single sexy man in there. I didn’t flip through the whole thing, but from what I saw there were lots of old guys and cigarette advertisements. Nothing remotely sexy. I wondered if People magazine always had crap in it.

I placed the People magazine back on the floor, deciding to leave it for someone else to take. Because I sure as hell didn’t want it.

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