Parody of “Girlfriend” by Avril Lavigne

Hey hey! You you!
I don’t like the omelets!
No way! No way!
I’d rather eat the pancakes
Hey hey! You you!
I’m in love with pancakes

Hey hey! You you!
I don’t need no oatmeal!
No way! No way!
There’s no way I will eat it
Hey hey! You you!
I want to eat your pancakes

They’re so fine
They are all mine
They’re so delicious
They’re like my alcohol
They’re so addictive
Did you know that only they can make me feel alright?
(alright alright alright alright)
Don’t pretend
I think I know
They’re damn precious
Hell yeah
They make me feel just like a princess
I won’t let them get away without a real big fight
(big fight big fight big fight big fight)

Donuts are whatever
I can do so much better
I put batter on the stove right now
And the pancakes are what come right out!

Hey hey! You you!
I don’t like the omelets!
No way! No way!
I’d rather eat the pancakes
Hey hey! You you!
I’m in love with pancakes

Hey hey! You you!
I don’t need no oatmeal!
No way! No way!
There’s no way I will eat it
Hey hey! You you!
I want to eat your pancakes

I can smell them now, can smell their yummy goodness
And even when I’m far away I want their goodness
And I’m thinking bout them all the time again and again

So I go over there and eat the pancakes right now
And after that, all I can think is “Oh, wow”
And I’ll be eating them all much much more until I am dead

Donuts are whatever
I can do so much better
I put batter on the stove right now
And the pancakes are what come right out!

Hey hey! You you!
I don’t like the omelets!
No way! No way!
I’d rather eat the pancakes
Hey hey! You you!
I’m in love with pancakes

Hey hey! You you!
I don’t need no oatmeal!
No way! No way!
There’s no way I will eat it
Hey hey! You you!
I want to eat your pancakes

RAPPIN TIME!

In a second I’ll be eating up my pancakes
Cause they are, they’re the best things you can bake
There’s no other, so let the feeling sink in
The fluffy pancakes give me happy thoughts for thinkin’

OH!

In a second I’ll be eating up my pancakes
Cause they are, they’re the best things you can bake
There’s no other, so let the syrup seep in
They’re so awesome, give me happy thoughts for thinkin’!

Hey hey! You you!
I don’t like the omelets!
No way! No way!
I’d rather eat the pancakes
Hey hey! You you!
I’m in love with pancakes

Hey hey! You you!
I don’t need no oatmeal!
No way! No way!
There’s no way I will eat it
Hey hey! You you!
I want to eat your pancakes
Pancakes, pancakes… hey hey!

Behind The Song

This is a parody of Avril Lavigne’s song “Girlfriend”. Terrible song, that. I decided to lighten the load on the world and write a better version of it. This one is about pancakes. You can find the lyrics to the original “Girlfriend” here.