My personality is difficult to describe, for me at least. I shall do my best, however. If I were you, which I’m not- that would be creepy-, I would be prepared for conceitedness and a read so long, it could be a novel…

How To Start, How To Start…

Let’s see… I’m a responsible, determined person. I’m rather bossy, and I like being in control of others. It makes me feel important. A lot of times, however, I am just trying to help, even though I come off as controlling and bossy. I can make my own decisions, and don’t often desire help from others. I tend to worry a lot, often about absolutely nothing. I’m good at judging and discriminating, which comes in handy at times but gets in the way more often than not. Being overly critical and intolerant is a sad talent of mine. I’m logical and rational, or at least try to be. I don’t trust easily, but I will talk to anybody. I try to be friendly. Insults don’t get to me easily. I’ve built an immunity against them. I have strong opinions, and almost always have something to say. I’m talkative, dammit! Because of this, I’m good at arguing and debating. I take pride in my abilities and talents, and I enjoy being recognized. I’m also ambitious- I have high hopes for the future that are, sadly, often crushed.

Stubborn As A Proud Ass

I’m rather boastful, and you’ll often catch me bragging about myself or something that happened to me or somebody I know. I’m impulsive, which often gets me into trouble, financially or physically. I try to be reliable, though due to circumstances beyond my control I am not always able to. I’m not very patient with family members, although with others I am very patient. I do not know why this is. I am very stubborn. I don’t like being told to change.

Giving To A Ton Of Worthy Causes

You could say that I’m a rebel with a million causes. If I become interested in something, it becomes a cause that I will do anything to give to. Got a school project? It’s a cause. How about a poem I’m in the process of writing? Cause. Guy I’m interested in? Yup, a cause. I have trouble working in groups with people I do not choose myself. I have rather high standards, and I become irritated if people do not live up to them. This sounds like it’s contradicting my previous statement that I am patient, but they are two different things. I’m patient when I want to be. If I’m irritated, I’m usually so much so that I don’t care about patience.

Pen To Paper, Paper To Pen…

Whilst I am good at expressing myself through words, I often find that I can do so better on paper, in writing. I think that this may be because I’m a rather secretive person, and somehow writing out secrets makes it seem less like I’m telling it to the world then it would if I were to say it. Which reminds me- I have problems keeping secrets. Only one or two of my secrets I have at any given time will remain secrets for very long. My love of talking makes it difficult for the secrets to stay secrets. In this way, I am a walking contradiction.

No Shit, Just Wit

I value my privacy, and nothing pisses me off more then when people invade it. I’m sarcastic, and I’m damn witty. I pride myself on those two traits. My sarcasm makes people laugh, which I enjoy doing. Same with my wit. My wit surprises even me sometimes. Because I’m witty, I’m also a quick thinker. This does NOT mean that I am quick at making decisions. When it comes to decision making, I think things through very thoroughly. However, I can often think up funny, sarcastic things to say. Because of this, I’m good at creating spoofs of pop culture. No movie or musician is safe from my wit.

I’m A Junior Leonardo Da Vinci

Beneath my tough, serious, awesome exterior, I harbor a creative soul. I love music, I love writing, I love art. I’m only really creative in a materialistic way, however. If there’s nothing to do, then to me that’s it. There is just nothing to do. I can’t easily think of things to do… for myself. When it comes to things like trips, or class activities, I can come up with several hundred ideas within an hour’s time (Yes, I have done it before, which lead to the complete and utter exhaustion of my English teacher). This makes me good at developing things like itineraries and lesson plans, which can only help my ambitions to become a teacher. I have lots of qualities that will aid my quest to teach. Patience, determination, control, creativity… it’s a fact.

The One You All Remember To Forget

It’s also a fact that I leave an impact on people. Whether it’s because of my wit, my anger, my energy, or something else, I don’t know. I do know, however, that - and I’m not being self-centered - that people remember me. People remember the things I do, the things I say. I’m happy about this - I enjoy attention and I want to be remembered. Sadly, I’m not really remembered for the long run. Like a Memory Foam mattress, the impact is usually only temporary.

Peaceful Person Hooked On Anger

I have low tolerance for drama. I don’t like fights, even if I initiate them sometimes. If somebody I know is having a fight, I will likely intervene - or if it’s pissed me off that much, join in. Fights are not the same as debates, however, and I will almost always join in if there’s a debate going on. This is where my wit and energy comes in. Speaking of debates, here’s another thing I have low tolerance for - people who can’t get the facts before they voice their opinion. I’m not saying that people can’t have opinions, but when they try to voice their ridiculously uneducated ones upon others, it irritates me, and often results in me yelling at said people. This, unfortunately, makes me a hypocrite - which we all are, deep down inside, but I am the very definition of hypocrite. Walking contradiction, remember?

My Vanity Induces Your Envy

I have a very high level of self-esteem. I think highly of myself and do not appreciate it when people tell me otherwise. I’m rather assertive and not afraid to stand up for what I believe in. I’m extremely ambitious as well. I’m charismatic and persuasive, although I try not to use these traits for the benefit of myself. I’m not very adventurous, mostly out of fear. I will only try new things if I’m feeling particularly energetic…

Okay. I’m Done.

Jesus Christ, that was exhausting. I can’t think of anything else, thank goodness. It’s taken me a good three hours to write this, so I hope it was informative in some way.